Birds on the podium.

Tory porcine posche strange fruit.


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Gig 2 of THATGUYBLOKE Split Wet Open Mic Tour titled ALZHEIMERZEITGEIST!

Why ALZHEIMERZEITGEIST? Because I have a little pamphlet I hand out before I go on with the lyrics. Now this is handy because people join in, which is fab, but it’s extra handy when I freeze and forget the words, and people just shout them out, which gets me going again. Like kicking a tv. So same song order Gig 1, but with new song at the end.

David Bowie

A hero, for ever and ever.

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Yup, unbelievable but true. This is officially my first gig in 40 years, and now that’s the title of this video. And in fact it is the world premier of the THATGUYBLOKE Split Wet Open Mic Tour. I did hand out the hymn book so I could get prompts from anyone in the audience feeling empathy and pity. Open mic night at The Birdcage in Norwich, 2nd December 2015.


THE BANKERS SONG ( Adult version)

The Bankers Song ( Adult version ) ( sorry about the ad! Still figuring out all the internettery schmorgery)

EP 1st December

EP out now! Released 1st December 2015, ‘Ballads for the Bladdered’ (EP Half Shandy Mix ) is available on CD Baby, iTunes etc. ( It’s cheaper on CD Baby!). It’s got five songs, plus a bonus track, kind off, all fruity, saucy, ribald offerings for your perusal. £ 2.99 on CD Baby.

CD Baby music store:

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Passports everywhere!

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Chris Hedges Speech set to music.

Music for Strangers: Ozymandias

A powerful speech given by Chris Hedges is set to music: ‘Razor’ by Fat Freddy’s Drop. Given the overall sad and tragic events regarding various  profoundly mis-guided entity’s, it is insightful and urgent in the message it conveys about the spiritual and moral survival of our society.


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